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STORY LOG:
> Nestverse
> Enter name.
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> Mr. Sploon: Acquire arms.
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> Matt: Kick a cat.
> Matt: Attempt to organize cards.
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> Matt: Go to laptop.
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> Matt: Open Chaos message.
> Matt: Lock yourself in the closet.
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> Matt: Open box.
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> Matt: Look outside.
> Matt: Block them and go outside.
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> Matt: Check Crow's Nest.
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> Matt: Explore your house.
> Matt: Go into your parents' room
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> Matt: Go outside.
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> Enter name.
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> Niss: Retrieve arms from shelf.
> Niss: Investigate friend.
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> Niss: Speak with cat lamp.
> Niss: Scream like a banshee and defenestrate the cat.
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> Niss: Open umbrella indoors.
> Lil Bean: Speak with Niss.
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> Niss: Lock yourself in the closet.
> Niss: Draw fursona.
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> INTERMISSION
> [I] Enter Name: Reggie Fils-Amie
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Find a Weezing with the Neutralizing Gas ability to cancel out your Slow Start
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Sit down and watch the fast one
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Grab underling and give the cold one a high five
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Name your underlings
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> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Survey surroundings
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Get the funny orca to do it for you
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Toss freeloaders in ocean, they'll be fine
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Accelerate
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> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Make North America
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Destroy it
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Stop by Unova to catch up with Reshiram and Zekrom
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Perform heist
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Use Mt. Everest as cover
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Evolve
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Give heist mission to underling
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> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Dance with the Icarus City quadruo
> [I] Reggie Fils-Amie: Throw cinderblock at window, thereby discovering it is fake
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> [I] Mr. Meaty: Begin heist mission
> [I] Registeel: Any regi tools?
> [I] Registeel: Grab the shades
> [I] Registeel: Take the Regimobile
> [I] Registeel: Take the pen and bonk the coconut
> [I] Registeel: Take the Regiball
> [I] Registeel: Maybe it's in the gun
> [I] Registeel: Take spiral shaped object
> [I] Registeel: Isn't that the key on the table
> [I] Registeel: Skip ahead to the place
> [I] Registeel: Sneak through the front door
> [I] Registeel: Press left CTRL to crouch
> [I] Registeel: Check door number 2
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> [I] Registeel: Go up the stairs
> [I] Registeel: Blast through the door using your forbidden technique
> [I] Registeel: Let Agent Goat go in first, it knows what to do
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> [I] Registeel: Approach
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> [I] Registeel: Right hook
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> [I] Registeel: Use Toxic Spikes or Double Team
> [I] Registeel: Open Howie #3
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> [I] Registeel: Rip open both the remaining ones with your bare hands
> [I] Registeel: Enlist the help of the Banker
> END INTERMISSION
> Matt: Get passed the baton
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> Matt: Attempt to organize cards
> Matt: Find the source of the copium smell
> Matt: Hurt your eyes waiting for the install
> Matt: Rummage through your room looking for squirreled away snacks
> Matt: Eat the laptop
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> Matt: Eat the laptop NOW!!!
> Matt: Ok sorry
> Matt: Please eat the laptop
> Matt: Use an ethernet cable to speed up the download
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> Matt: Answer the message
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> Matt: Perform a backwards long jump
> Matt: Be the other guy
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> ER: Examine surroundings
> ER: Eat the terminal
> ER: Play solitaire
> ER: Order food from the terminal
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> ER: Stack up the cans and use them as stilts
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> ER: Drink the beans

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