Matt: Perform a backwards long jump


For a moment, you consider attempting to backwards long jump out of your room and into the next parallel universe in order to save a few frames on your download speed, but then you recall a video you watched a long time ago explaining in detail the mechanics of trying to perform such a feat. You decide against making such an attempt, out of fear that you might fall out of the universe if you accidentally land in a numbered parallel universe that isn't a multiple of 4.


<== > Matt: Be the other guy

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