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| What was that? Copium? You're pretty sure that copium is not a real thing. In fact, you're entirely sure that copium does not exist. But even if it DID exist, it's not like you would ever need to use it. Quite frankly, you are certain that you have pretty valid excuses for all of your shortcomings. It's not like its YOUR fault you have MAGIC CARDS scattered throughout your room like a goddamn Looney Toons character, you just happen to be out of room to store them anywhere. And like, sure you could've picked up some extra storage boxes while you were at your local game store last, but you just didn't have enough room in your car to take them home with you, that's all. To be honest, it's probably better for you to keep them in piles around your room anyway, just so you wouldn't have to lug around a big box of cards every time you wanted a specific card. See if you think about it, this is just optimal, and you're ALL ABOUT optimization. Optimization is practically your middle name. Yeah. |